Celebrities Say the Dumbest things

It's clear that celebrities are human, they make mistakes and sometimes; they say things that don't make sense at all.

i. Paris Hilton

Narrative : Ahh yes... the glamorous heir to the Hilton empire; though obviously for the wrong reasons.
Quoted :
"I don't really think, I just walk."

dante's reaction : Come on, Paris; you NEVER think.

ii. Arnold Schwarzenneger

Narrative : Nickname, 'The Governator'; one of my favorite action-superstars turned politician. Sigh.
Quoted : "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

dante's reaction : Can you actually hear yourself, Arnold? But, I'd pretend I didn't hear that if you said, 'Hasta la vista, baby' instead.

iii. Brooke Shields

Narrative : Started off as a thin model, who went on to star in 'Cheers' before becoming super-huge. And I never bothered what happened next.
Quoted : "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

dante's reaction : Which part of 'killed' that she doesn't understand?

iv. Britney Spears

Narrative : A car-wreck, train-wreck and whatever wreck that's wrecked. I'm sorry if I offended you, Chris Crocker. But Britney IS a helluva mess. Ooopps... I did it again.
Quoted : "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

dante's reaction : I know that you know, Britney. Surprise me with something I don't know.

v. Sylvester Stallone

Narrative : a.k.a 'The Mumbler'; honestly, sometimes I don't understand what the hell is he talking about. One thing I know, is that John Rambo is still alive and kicking. So is Rocky Balboa.
Quoted : "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

dante's reaction : Pardon me, could you please repeat that? I only heard 'dead' and 'paintbrush'.

vi. R. Kelly

Narrative : I only found out what did the 'R' stand for, it's 'Robert'. The only song worth listening from him is, 'I Believe I Can Fly', and after the 2nd time listening to that song you'll start to hate it.
Quote : "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."

dante's reaction : I'm sure he does, Robert. But he never got charged for child pornography, though.

Disclaimer note : Sources were cited from MSN Movies.


SC Choo said...

we speak a lot of nonsense oso, lucky that we are not famous enough for media to capture. Now on, i will be cautios a there are a pair of 'watching' ears around.

tony redgrave said...

hahahaha.... too late, i'm already compiling it half-way. ;)

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